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Alone at Home - I

posted 24 Nov 2011, 01:25 by Sudeep Jaiswal   [ updated 21 Dec 2011, 21:51 ]

Author: Suparas Singhi


It’s my 5th day at KTM and I have done nothing so far. Have paid my visit to most of my relatives and I am already done with my shopping. Have no work to do…

I tried preparing for the Licentiate exam but was not interested in continuing the same. As a result I am doing nothing, literary I mean it.

Today I was out there in the market with my parents, when my mom asked to get my weight measured.

She pointed to an electronic machine at the “Pashupati Plaza”, the machine looked bit different that I have seen so far.

Without any further delay, I was standing there on the machine to get my weight measurement.

That weird machine took near about 5 mins to make the measurement. But when I went through the print out I was bit shocked to see that that bloody machine gave me the following information:



WEL COME TO PASHUPATI PLAZA SHOPPING COMPLEX

KATHMANDU, NEPAL

04-11-2010                                                                14:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Measured Weight (With Clothes)

Kg           69.8

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Height : 5.7

You are the right weight

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Horoscope

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Business

It is an excellent time for making that investment which you intended to do.

Love

You are jealous and perhaps you are right to be so…

Health

Enjoy yourself as much as possible.

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A man forgives and forgets, a woman only forgives.  (F. Gerfault)

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Your  Lucky Numbers:

08, 15, 18,31,63,71,73,77

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The only question is how a machine can provide so much of information based on weight and height?

All of us know that everything except weight and height is bullshit then why the hell people or even the owner of the machine is wasting paper in printing such a long strip.

That same long strip can be used to print height and weight for three different individual. So people be more careful and don’t waste paper. Use only what is and how much is required, save planet earth and save the future.

Lastly wishing you all a very happy diwali 2010, enjoy it but with some brain...

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