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CB & ME - III

posted 24 Nov 2011, 01:38 by Sudeep Jaiswal   [ updated 21 Dec 2011, 21:49 ]
Author: Suparas Singhi

Hmmm…guess what, I am back with CB & ME series III…
This time the incident dates back to 15th August 2005, Second year engineering at Nagpur. Let me introduce 2 more characters:
Gikesh Nair alias Giku alias Motu alias Monu alias Mallu 
Gaurav Maheswari alias Maheswari alias GM
You all might have already guessed that the day was our Independence Day, the day when India became free and Indians yet again became slave of this bureaucratic Idiotic Foolish Government.

Let’s not waste this time on patriotism and our duties to this nation. Let’s get back to “CB & ME III”

That day Giku forced us (Me, CB & GM) to attend Independence Day function at Malayalam Samaj at Nagpur. In order to avoid boring function, he needed company of true friends, so he picked us for time pass.

Upon reaching the venue Giku said sorry…Sorry…
It was bloody blood donation Camp…and we were…the prospective blood donors…

Let me highlight some fact:
GM: 40 Kg
CB : 50 Kg
Me : 55 Kg
Giku: 125 Kg (At present he weighs in 2 digits)

Now answer my question, who the hell was fit for the donation??? Why us???

Why we poor blood thirsty guys???  I mean why we blood deficient guys??

At the end of the day we were done…with blood donation by distributing tea and biscuit to the donors.

The day was not over yet…How can it be, when something big was supposed to happen?
 
After the donation program was over we were just enjoying ourselves in open ground in the temple nearby.

We were discussing about cricket, politics, Cars, College, 1st year result which was awaited, Nagpur University and list went on and on…When suddenly Giku spotted 3 eunuchs coming in our direction…

He asked all of us to move inside… So we followed his orders. 

Since we were 4, I thought let 3 of them move ahead, so that they will tackle the 3 eunuchs and in the mean time I will move inside and be safe…The plan was simple and solid…But again guess what, Giku had something different in his mind…

Instead of tackling the eunuchs, he pin pointed me and said “look he is our Nepal Naresh (King), from Nepal; he has tons of money….. so ask donation from him”.

I was taken aback with his statement, and soon I was surrounded by 3 eunuchs, who kept on touching my hair, hand, cheeks…

One said, oye big boss give me your watch…God will give you a more costly watch…Other said give me money god will give you more money…third one crossed his/her limit by holding my hand asking me to remove the Silver Ring that I wore on my right hand…

I was surprised, shocked and confused, should I call them Mister go away leave me alone or Miss please leave me alone… Instead of thinking how should I move out from here?
I kept on thinking about their gender and how respectfully could I avoid them?

Finally Giku came to the rescue and pulled me out of the trouble…

After this was over Giku asked me why the hell was I not able to handle those eunuchs…
But my answer left them laughing out loud….

At the end of the day everyone present in that hall, esp. relatives of Giku came to know about this incident and they too enjoyed my stupid act…

I too was happy; I learned how to handle such situation…

All because of those experiences, I have learned a lot…all because of my Friends…they taught me how hard, bad and mean this real world can be…but friends are always there to help you out…

Take Care My Dear Friends...Miss You All a Lot...

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